noodles.

daniellanicole9:

so my friend changed his name and picture to Simon on Skype..

kawaiiprincessroxy:

do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER

(Source: fairyprincessroxy)

mcsasspants:

on a date in the kim k game

me: will you excuse me for a second?

me: *gets on a plane to miami searching in all the trees, fire hydrants, birds to find energy*

me: *gets back*

me: now where were we?

1nd2rd3st:

republicanthot:

iggy azalea filming a new music video

But who’s the chick lying on top of her?
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1nd2rd3st:

republicanthot:

iggy azalea filming a new music video

But who’s the chick lying on top of her?

(Source: sneakymonster)

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fukkkres:


dis bitch look like a above ground radish
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fukkkres:

dis bitch look like a above ground radish

(Source: imposetonanonymat)

paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist


Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post
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paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashierand this one customer is pissing them offso they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scannerafter every itemand later the customer is just likeI DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post

titenoute:


I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.
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titenoute:

I case someone want to experiment what real terror is go here it’s in english.

(Source: brixyfire)

luanlegacy:

itspatrick:

Whoa. Sick.
I really like this haha. I wanna transform to super cool too.

HE IS FCKING HOT

(Source: lolgasmnet)

itsnathaaan:

OH FUCK NO HAHAHAHA {

itsnathaaan:

OH FUCK NO HAHAHAHA